Written by Wire Piddle

Wednesday, 10 June 2009

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Cletus Huckabee III - Hairstylist and White Supremist

Washington, D.C. - 89 year-old white supremist, James Von Brunn, today shot and killed a security guard at the Holocaust Museum in the capitol. Initial reports indicate that it was a random act of a deranged gunman who, after carrying years of hate toward races other than his, finally exploded in an act of blind rage. However investigators believe now that it may have been a simple issue that triggered the whole episode.

Mr. Von Brunn had been expounding his warped ideology through a website for several years. F.B.I found out that only today, Mr. Von Brunn was having difficulty with the internet advertising program associated with the website.

Said Mr. Von Brunn "....I'm on one of these services that provides advertising on my website that relates to the content. I put up an article about death camps in Germany and then I get advertising relating to barbecues. I'm trying to make a point and they're trying to sell barbecues."

I put up an article about how immigrants are sucking the life out of America and then I get advertising about immigration lawyers. Then I put up an article about how the banking system has been broken by those sons of and these banner ads for mortgages and loans start showing up."

"This stuff just drove me right around the bend I tell you. And there wasn't a bloody thing I could do about it."

Calls by this reporter to Mr. Von Brunn's internet advertising company were not returned, however Cletus Huckabee III, hairstylist and white supremist offered to pose for a photo as he was sitting on a bench near the pay phone this reporter used to phone Mr. Von Brunn's internet advertising company.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: White House




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