Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 2 April 2009

image for The Rolling Stones To Perform At The White House
Keith Richard shown playing "Jumpin' Jack Flash" for the one-millionith time.

WASHINGTON D.C. - One of the world's greatest rock and roll bands of all time has been booked to play at the White House.

A White House representative has in fact confirmed that Mick Jagger, Keith Richard, and the rest of the Rolling Stones band will be performing at the White House on May, 13, 2009.

The concert will be in conjuction with President Obama's Weekly Wednesday White House All-Time Classic Music Fest.

The president said that the (Rolling) Stones have always been his and First Mama Michelle's all-time favorite band. He confessed that even though he can only understand about 20 percent of Mick's lyrics he still likes him.

One of the president's harshest critics Rush "The Mushmouth" Limbaugh has criticized Obama because of the fact that he will be sending Air Force One to London to pick up the band and fly them to America and then take them back to London.

When the president was told of Limbaugh's remark, he shook his head and said, "Mr. Limbaugh is getting real close to having his industrial-sized fat ass thrown in jail for several damn good secret reasons."

When asked to elaborate, the president smiled and commented, "'Fat Boy' knows exactly what I'm talking about and if his 400 pounds were brains, he would shut his big GOPunk mouth up in .3 seconds."

The president was asked what Rolling Stone songs are his family's favorites. He said that his personal favorite is "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" because it has a special meaning due to the nation's horrible state of the economy, which he added, he inherited from King George and the Dick, Cheney.

He said that Michelle's favorite song is "Paint It Black" and he laughed and added, for the obvious reason.

When asked about Malia and Sasha, he thought about it for a moment and then replied, "I know Malia's favorite Rolling Stone song is "Get Off Of My Cloud" because I happen to know that she sings it at least six or seven times a day.

But as for Sasha's favorite, I think that I would have to narrow it down to two...and interestingly enough, they are both about Mothers.

One is "Have You Seen Your Mother Baby Standing In The Shadow?" and the other is "Mother's Little Helper."

When the president was asked who he would like to see perform in upcoming Wednesday night music concerts he did not miss a beat and immediately replied, Alicia Keys, Beyonce, Rihanna, and Mariah Carey.

"Because they are four of the greatest Black female singers in the country?" He was asked.

And he replied, "Ah...yeah, because they are four of the greatest Black female singers in the country...yes that's it."

In a related story. Michelle Obama has gone on record as saying that the rumor that she has just gotten a tattoo on her lower back that reads "First Mama" are totally false.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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