"Obamas Are Porno Crackers!"

Funny story written by iscrivener

Friday, 1 May 2009

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Sex White House Style

White House Interracial Porn Update - The latest movie release on the official Obama web site states "Watch white girls go crazy over Obama's big black cock!"

Michelle's posts also state the truth to the old saying "Once you go with a white bi, you never go back!"

Michelle adds "White cocks split open my tight black miff and their smooth white dongs squirt mouthfuls of creamy white cum into my eager black snatch every time. It's not very often a high ranking black official slut like me gets a chance to 'uck and suck a Milky Bar cock. Even my exotic Asian and smoky Latin bi friends get slammed and whammed by long hard cracker rods. So, just like them I sit back, relax, and let those white mammoth poles satisfy my every need - Obama loves watching and it gets him going too!"

Michelle goes onto say "Basically, what you see in this reality White House Porn Show is the Obama's turning tricks, doing what we do best with the added element of being filmed. I and Barack get to be the stars, albeit for a few minutes, and get paid while doing it."

"Welcome to The White House Hollywood - we love it!"

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