Pop star Mariah Carey is bragging about how much she has been ramming down her maw while making her latest album.
The soon to be released Full Piehole has inspired Carey to cram her gush with more bulk than she usually puts up her tush.
When asked about the change in diet and switch in bodily cavity, Ms Carey explained:
"Since I found Evax, I can put anything in my mouth, swallow and not even have to puke! Evax has helped me live an almost normal food related life. I've been binging on doughnuts, ham sandwiches and dozens of creampuffs, not to mention the food group that inspired my most recent artistic creation, the pie!"
Cherry, boysenberry, lemon meringue...you name it and Mariah has shoved giant slices of it into her oral aperture.
"I have such freedom since I have found Evax. As long as I stay within ten feet of a toilet, this lady is thin, trim, and fully satisfied!"