O.J. Simpson wrote a book once. I never read it, but the title was something like: “I Didn’t Do It, But If I Did, Here’s How I Woulda Done It.” Yep, that is true, he actually mentally visualized the crime of killing two people – which he allegedly…
Washington - Capitol Police confirmed today that U.S. Representative and intellectually/mentally challenged Georgia politician Marjorie Taylor Greene did in fact join the rioters at the Capitol on January 6th. The congresswoman ordered the Oath Keep…
Media sources reported a recent speech by Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene to the Young Republican Club in N. Y. City. The Horse - Faced blonde with the nice body - (and the craziest member of Congress) - gave a rousing Violence - filled spee…
Ah, look at that turkey! And the hyena with the carving knife. See the homicidal glare in her eye, wondering if her husband is coming downstairs to join the family or is he with his mistress right now, having a turkey not filled with poison and Q…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The Daily Max News Agency is reporting that Marjorie Taylor Greene's new line of "Blondes Have More Fun" designer panties are selling like bags of peanuts at the circus. Marjorie informed DMNA reporter Savannah Stiletto…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The recently divorced Marjorie Taylor Greene recently sat down and talked with Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo at The Enchanted Enchilada Restaurant in downtown D.C. She told him that at one time, wh…
Basil Blathering is working on a new book about the young radical Women in American politics. He details smart young Republican women being deliberately delusional about Trump's lost election to get Money and Power. Being a Dame - playing the…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood Innuendo has just stated that the blonde songstress, Britney Spears has just been signed to portray Marjorie Taylor Greene in the new R-rated film from Candlelight Motion Pictures titled "Oops, I'm a Sex Fiene -…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Rock Paper Scissors Studios in association with Touch Rock Films will be producing a vampire motion picture titled "The Curse of The Vampire Bounce Caste." Starring in the Monteverdi Bros (Amaretto and Staccato) film wi…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Since the word came out that Marjorie Taylor Greene's husband (Perry) filed for divorce, a close girlfriend of MTG's says that her cell phone rings with prospective suitors over 40 times a day. It is no secret th…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - First Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene announced that her husband of seven years had filed for divorce, and now MTG is saying that her husband Perry, has revealed the reason he is divorcing her is due to the fact that h…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Word on the streets of D.C. is that the soon-to-be-single again, Marjorie Taylor Greene, since announcing that her husband of seven years is divorcing her, has been getting over 90 marriage proposals each and every…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle, recently talked with Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene of the Peach State of Georgia, about the fact that her husband Perry Greene has filed for divorce. MTG, suddenly h…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Washington Globe-Express writer Lola Watergold has just learned that the majority of US GOP senators took a vote and Marjorie Taylor Greene was voted the senator that they would most like to go to bed with. The o…
BALTIMORE, Maryland - (Satire News) - The gorgeously sexy daughter of Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, has come forward after keeping something inside of her for for a couple of years. According to Zackary Yukon, a writer for RumorLand News, Tina Pec…
Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene (would you like to buy another name? the more names a person has, the more insecure they are about their own identity … discuss) will soon be divorced, she’s ripe and ready! She called up her best bud, Lauren Boeber…
Guys and (maybe) gals, get ready for love! (A Clockwork Orange?) Put on your best suit and/or dress (OK, who are we kidding? She won’t openly go gay, so, ladies, bark up another tree.) Marjorie Taylor Greene is soon coming on the meat market, and…
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