A Hyena Carves A Turkey

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Friday, 25 November 2022

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Ah, look at that turkey! And the hyena with the carving knife.

See the homicidal glare in her eye, wondering if her husband is coming downstairs to join the family or is he with his mistress right now, having a turkey not filled with poison and QANON leaflets?

The hyena looks ravenous and delusional with hunger … you can see the devil in her eyes – no, that’s Jesus! She’s clearly not happy unless she has a weapon or two in her hands, muttering the Second Amendment, but not the First or Third – she hasn’t memorized those since they’re longer and not as easy to remember when you’re trying to yell at the president for being president.

Her teeth are sharp and you can smell the rank stench of Karen through the picture!

Happy Thanksgiving, Southern Woman (is that Neil Young singing “Southern Man”?), try not to blame your shitty dinner on Joe Biden, like everything else going wrong in your life.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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