LONDON - (Music Satire) - The Royal Fog Research Group has just reported that the UK rap band "Bros 2 Blokes" have just hit the top of the music charts in England. The band which hails from Liverpool is made up of three black brothers, Isaac, Lero…
SOHO, England - (Satire News) - The heavy metal band, The Sherwood Forest Wankers first hit the music charts last year with their breakthrough song, ""I Fell In Love With Her The Second That I Caught a Glimpse of Her Blue Bloomin' Bloomers I Did."…
WIMBLEDON, England - (Satire News) - Music Moments Magazine senior writer Calcutta Cotton has made it known that the late Queen Elizabeth had been made an honorary royal groupie by the lead singer for Camel Toe, Barthlomew Spiffy. Spiffy, who is t…
Although it is similar to a guitar or a mandolin, the banjo doesn't have the same level of street-cred as it's more image-worthy stringed brothers. Like train-spotting, bell ringing and morris dancing, the pastime of playing the Banjo is still lo…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The Cloud 9 News Agency reports that the all-girl heavy metal band from Russia is sitting in jail. According to writer Lexi Aspen, the band members made some very nasty comments regarding VP Kamala Harris having some kin…
AMARILLO, Texas - (Music Satire) - The Sexy Schoolmarms of Amarillo Band members who attended the same high school, Mrs. Lyndon B. Johnson High School in Amarillo, recently sat down with Chipper Caruso of Cowbell Notes Music Magazine at a local Burge…
An Instagram model is accusing Maroon Five lead singer Adam Levine of cheating on his model wife with her. Claiming she's "just Adam's type - breathing and female," the model claims that Adam asked her permission to name his unborn child after her. S…
Los Angeles _ The Grammy's announced today that it was basically forced to add a new category to its Musical Awards show this year, due to the insane amount of hits on Alexa devices when parents weren't around. The Grammy's, not wanting to appear…
Hello, Mr Ray Ving here again. You are probably used to my little nonsensical articles in the Parish notices by now, and if not why not? Anyway, I was watching Detective Inspector Ted Hastings in his new documentary about life in the Police Fo…
Dolly Parton may be a successful country singer, successful and megarich, but she hasn’t forgotten her childhood in the Smoky Mountains of Tennessee. That’s the message she wants to convey in her music. Dolly explained a little bit about how her…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Noted white songwriter Diane Warren got herself in a world of deep shit, when she stupidly asked why rap and hip hop artist have to constantly write songs that have over 3,000 words in them. She even asked how in the wo…
CRICKET BALLS, Mississippi - (Satire News) - Two former members of the country group The Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin' Band have joined together and they are causing quite a stir in the country music/soul genre. Percy "Bubba" Figginfex and Jethro "Bub…
Nena’s “99 Luftballons,” Frankie Goes to Hollywood’s “Two Tribes,” Time Zone’s “World Destruction,” Men at Work’s “It’s a Mistake,” Prince’s “1999,” Culture Club’s “The War Song”. All hot songs from the 1980s that spoke out against nuclear war. It…
Colombian pop singer Shakira has been charged with tax evasion of nearly $15 million by the Spanish government, after testimony from Shakira’s Hips, the star witness. The ‘She Wolf’ singer maintained her innocence through the trial, but Shakira’s…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Well some people never learn. If you're up there, just keep your curious mouth shut, or someone will certainly come along and shut it for you real fucking fast. Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Kiowa Kettle writes that'…
We do a lot of celebrity profiles around here, but now and then we get someone really special. We’re very pleased this time to have Billy Joel, the great singer-songwriter behind such hits as “Movin’ Out,” “Uptown Girl,” and The Bosom Buddies theme,…
Detroit, MI - Detroit born rapper Fentanyl OD, most famous for his viral rap hit “Bitches Be Lit” which has over 6 million streams on Spotify, threw himself a lavish birthday celebration with friends, family, and several music industry personnel at n…
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