ROACH CLIP CREEK, Colorado - (Satire News) - Billy Beepweather had an unusual dream ever since he was a senior at Rocky Mountain High School. He wanted to open a dispensary that not only sold weed, but also served pizza. Fast forward to today and…
MOSCOW - (Spoof News) - The Kremlin Voice has just announced that the Russian president Vladimir Nikita Putin has been taken into custody by a group of clowns. Sources say that the clowns snuck into the Kremlin disguised as caterers and lured Puti…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - J.Lo, who at the age of 53, can still turn heads quicker than most female celebrities who are half her age - even when fully clothed. Jenny from the Block has a stunningly beautiful figure, with an erotically fine derri…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - In the midst of the city's political turmoil, a curious romantic entanglement has come to light. Margarita Mixx of Wild Whispers reports that Taffeta Mingalino, a 27-year-old Uber driver renowned for her beauty and sensual…
AUGUSTA, Georgia - (Sports Spoof) - The latest edition of Golf Guide Illustrated Magazine features the sensational golfer Holly Sonders. The stunning golfer is causing a stir in the world of the little bitty dimpled ball. The 36-year-old beauty…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Two years ago the man with the loose orange tongue made a comment that the drug cartels from Guatemala were "punks" and not really as tough as the drug cartels from other countries. Well fast forward 24 months an…
GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala - (Satire News) - According to the Nacional News Agency, the Guatemala City Hot Tamale Ball Kickers play in Ixtantan Soccer Stadium, which is allegedly the most luxurious stadium in the world, even more luxurious than a gold…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The CIA has learned from an undercover spy that four of the world's top terrorist organizations have resurfaced and they vow to cause more mayhem than a hyperactive squirrel in a Nutella factory. The groups had g…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that Scotland Yard has just captured one of the most infamous terrorist clowns in the world, Yasim Feem Lala, 37. He was captured as he tried to board an Air Switzerland plane that was bound for North Dakot…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the writers for Daily Drama, Cinderella St. Lamb says that there is no one in America who is happier that the goofy, talkative, lying fella is FINALLY going to have his big, puffy, butt sitting in Sing Sing Pris…
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - The March Madness Rules & Policy Committee has announced that they will be renaming the national basketball extravaganza to The Spring Fling Slam Dunk-a-thon. A representative for the NCAA organization stated that…
MAR-A-LUNACY - (Satire News) - In a shocking turn of events, former president and self-proclaimed king of burgers, Donald "The Chump" Trump, has announced that he's been traumatized by the recent FBI raid on his Mar-a-Lunacy complex. According to…
CHEESE OMELETTE, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - The iNews News Agency has just broken the story that the Cheese Capital of The World, is running out of cheese. A spokesperson for The Wisconsin Cheese Coalition (WCC) has finally admitted that the stat…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The American Research Group has issued a warning, informing women and transvestites that the new Lift 'em Up Bra has been known to cause an extremely severe case of the "boob itch." ARG writer Tiffy Tulsa, who purchased o…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has stated that the "Douche Bag" who occupied the White House before him, and spent most of his time eating cheeseburgers and tweeting, will soon be officially designated a "Persona Non-Grata." Ac…
EUGENE, Oregon - (Satire News) - The Pancake Capital of America has had to import pancake flippers from the North Pole. A state rep stated that due to lots of the pancake flippers retiring, being arrested for pancake-related offenses, or moving do…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Reports are that 96.3% of Trump's once devoted base has turned on the prison-bound goober. The Omnium Gatherum News Agency stated that it is just a matter of the millions of "Kool-Aid" drinkers finally realizing that T…
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