HOLLYWOOD - The tallest girl in this year's bunch of American Idol females Lilly Scott was sent packing back to the "Mile High City" Denver, Colorado. Lilly "Not So Great" Scott sang an old Patsy Cline song that was written during the American Civ...
HOLLYWOOD - Kara DioGuardi showed the American Idol live audience as well as the viewers at home that she is not the mean heartless "She Dog From The Big Apple" that a lot of people think she is. DioGuardi showed that she can cry. She cried severa...
HOLLYWOOD - After the top eight girls had performed and each had put down her American Idol microphone one girl clearly stood out. And to use Simon Cowell's favorite saying, she stood out Head and Shoulders Shampoo above all of the other seven gir...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi was interviewed in her beautiful Hollywood Hills mansion Casa de Musica. The attractive brunette was dressed in a red, white, and blue bikini swimsuit with matching flip flops and diamond-studde...
HOLLYWOOD - The ten remaining girls performed on American Idol. And as Ryan Seacrest talked to the judges, it was fairly obvious that Kara DioGuardi cannot seem to keep from touching Simon Cowell's hands, arms, shoulders, and during the commercials h...
HOLLYWOOD - Goodness, gracious, DioGuardi. In the words of President Richard Nixon "What da hell happened?" After Casey James finished his performance Kara proceeded to literally tear the cowboy from Fort Worth a 'new one.' Casey was literally...
HOLLYWOOD - The new-judge-on-the-block spoke out on her talk show about the 20 remaining American Idol contestants. Ellen said that as of now, the front runner is Kara's "Cowboy Toy" Casey James. El said that she glanced over at Kara when "CJ" was...
MOBILE, Alabama - Patti LaBelle was in Mobile visiting an ex-boyfriend who she says borrowed $7,000 from her back in 1987. She was asked what she thought about this year's American Idol contestants and new judge Ellen DeGeneres. Miss LaBelle sa...
Swedish Olympic Skater Ivana Phuque has become the international darling of the Vancouver Winter Games. She has won four gold medals and the hearts of millions of fans all over the world. Her daring jumps, spins, and leaps, all performed braless an...
BEVERLY HILLS - American Idol judge Simon Cowell has not finally decided to say cheerio, arrivederci, adios, au revoir, sayonara, and bye-bye to bachelorhood. The 50-year-old "Sultan of Sarcasm" has not revealed that he is tired of always going ho...
HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of the American Idol backstage gossip chambers is that last year's winner Kris Allen, who just finished a concert tour in which he performed at a total of 29 day care centers in Arkansas, is secretly dating Allison Iraheta...
HOLLYWOOD - The president of the Republic of Mexico Nacho Winslow has demanded an investigation into why two of the 24 American Idol finalists who are of Mexican descent were the first to be eliminated from the reality show. President Winslow said...
HOLLYWOOD - The reality television voter tabulating agency known as Voters Vote Auditors of America (VVAA) has just informed the F Network that last years American Idol vote tally was off, way off. Last year out of 700 TV critics that followed the...
HOLLYWOOD - The final 12 American Idol males took the stage and after all of the dust had cleared the only one standing was Fort Worth native Casey James. Even the early odds-on-favorite Andrew Garcia disappointed judge Simon "The Royal Rude Dude"...
HOLLYWOOD - The Final 12 female American Idol singers performed with The American Idol band and The American Idol backup singers but as Simon Cowell said The New York Philharmonic Orchestra, Celine Dion, and Barbra Streisand could not have helped the...
FORT WORTH, Texas - American Idol judge Simon Cowell was in Fort Worth to see about purchasing some genuine longhorn cattle that he wants for a Texas ranch he is planning on buying. The AI judge was asked about the fact that controversial radio pe...
HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Furney has just received the unofficial award for being the most conceited, egotistical, pompous, self-absorbed, ego tripping snob in American Idol's nine year history. The Kansas native even managed to make last year's shrieki...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
