American Idol's Kris Allen Denies That He Is Secretly Dating Allison Iraheta

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Friday, 26 February 2010

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HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of the American Idol backstage gossip chambers is that last year's winner Kris Allen, who just finished a concert tour in which he performed at a total of 29 day care centers in Arkansas, is secretly dating Allison Iraheta.

Kris who is married has denied the rumors and pointed out that the photographs of him purportedly touching Allison's maracas are clearly photo shopped.

The 24-year-old Allen noted that if one looks at the photos real close one can clearly see that, in the pictures, Allison has what appears to be C-cup size breasts, but in reality Iraheta only has B-cup size breasts.

Kris also noted that in the photo he is wearing a green "Nowhere But Alaska" sweatshirt which he does not own. He further added that he has never been to Alaska, doesn't care for smelly reindeer and caribou, and hates Sarah Palin.

Ryan Seacrest the host of American Idol has gone on his website and told his fans and/or readers that he wants all of these stupid Kris Allen/Allison Iraheta rumors stopped and stopped now.

In related news. Kirstie Alley was to have attended the American Idol result show, but when she was told that she would have to purchase two tickets, due to her size, she told the ticket seller to stick the whole auditorium up his ass and she stormed out to a waiting U-Haul truck.

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