Akshun movie star Arnold is penning a new syndicated advice column that will appear on websites across the internet, as well as those large folding pieces of paper with words typed in black ink pressed on them. Arnold will answer letters from fans, g...
A 9mm Glock used to kill a local man says its owner is to blame for the murder. The gun’s attorney asserts that guns don’t kill people, people kill people. “My client may have actually killed this person by ejecting a bullet from its chambers t...
As Hurricane Florence bears down on the Carolina coast, many residents are staying put as long as possible just to piss the media off. As with every hurricane and tropical storm, the nation's media descends upon the area in the line of the storm b...
Americans on the eastern seaboard are preparing for a Sharkicane that experts say could be even worse than a Sharknado. A sharknado is a storm that is so powerful, it sucks up all the sharks out of the ocean into the eye of the tornado, only to...
Film fans are eagerly awaiting Woody Allen's much-anticipated new film, "Blue Moonlight in Barcelona." It's the story of artsy rich white people in Barcelona facing an existential crisis, much like his last film, "A Rainy Midnight in Manhattan," w...
It’s that time of year again in America, football season. And corporate marketers say they have a plethora of new commercials ready to debut that make their target audience, men 25 - 54, look like idiotic, ineffectual, childish man babies. “This y...
A local moron just got ripped off buying a used Hyundai Sonata. "I bought the bumper-to-bumper warranty, which added like $3,000 to the price of this cheap piece of shit," the dumb motherfucker from Carson Township said. But the bumper-to-bump...
A complete idiot has shocked everyone by exceeding expectations. “Honestly, I didn’t think he’d live this long. I figured he’d get hit by a car or walk off a cliff or something” said the idiot's oldest and only friend. No one expected much from...
Aging rocker Mick Elliott says he loves playing small halls and theaters these days rather than large arenas and stadiums. It’s clearly a lie he tells himself because he could never fill up an arena if he paid people to attend. “You couldn’t pay m...
There are a lot of crazy conspiracy theories out there. For example, some people actually believe that JFK was killed by Lee Harvey Oswald. Others think that Neil Armstrong actually walked on the moon. Are they insane? How would he even get to the moon? Still others believe that America is still a democracy. Now that’s just ridiculous. Where do these people come up with this stuff? Thes...
Hollywood is all aflutter for the upcoming release of action movie star Jordie Paine’s new summer blockbuster, I Plan to Kill You Now, Too. It’s the highly-anticipated sequel to the 2016 film, I Plan to Kill You Now, in which the musclebound assas...
A local man bought a giant book on vacation and acted like he read it on the beach. “I wanted to impress the other families we were vacationing with, so I brought this massive book the size of a toaster with me to the beach every day, and I 'fake...
An American guy who knows nothing about soccer got way too into the World Cup match between England and Croatia in an effort to seem cool and worldly to his friends. He even used the word "gutted" to describe his feelings after the loss, knowing t...
A local gun collector has so many guns that he has decided to build a house out of them. That's right, Dan Felcher, from the local township in Texas is constructing what is believed to be only the third house on his block made out of guns. "You...
At the Grover Washington Jr. high school graduation ceremony, the valedictorian was brutally honest with her classmates, telling them how the deck is stacked against them and they're doomed. “Let’s not get too carried away here,” Alicia McBride, t...
A new breakthrough study seeks to answer that age-old question, what happens when you die? Scientists with the University of Miami at Notre Dame of Ohio interviewed hundreds of dead people and what they found may shock you if you are easily shock...
A woman who had literally two good days growing up is going on a vacation this summer to relive those “good old days.” The only two good days the woman, named Liz, had as a kid was when she went on a family vacation to Disney World. Well, it wasn...
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