Justin Bieber is ALIVE AND WELL. I am relieved to have the exclusive story on Bieber after his fans were concerned about his well being after they were scouring forums, official websites and worldwide newspapers and no one - that's right no one - ha...
Reports have emerged that the Chilean miners who have been trapped underground for the last 69 days have requested to be lowered back and - and advised the still trapped to stay down there. It is understood that the first miner out was already fed...
After the news broke of Courtney Cox Arquette and David Arquette's marriage breakdown, David was quick to jump to his defense confirming that it was not he who had an affair, and it was in fact, his lesbanon wife Courtney. David revealed that un...
Mezhgan Hussainy, the fiancee of American Idol host Simon Cowell has threatened Kara DeGuardia that she will give her a bunch of fives if she doesn't shuffle her sweet ass over. Mezghan has said to be utterly embarassed at the way Kara was drapi...
"The Spoof" now has a new section where you can keep your current league position for up to two weeks whilst you go on holiday if you are unable to continue to write your articles. Simply go to the "gotcha" hyperlink at the top right hand corner of this page where the spoof will ask you for details of your holiday, such as how long you will be away for, where are you going, and really, do you...
A spoof writer has hunted down his closest rival and killed him after he was unable to overtake him in the spoof league tables. Try as he might the writer, who cannot be named for legal reasons, never managed to overtake his victim to the top 5...
The legend, Michael Jackson has given an exclusive interview with "The Spoof" to reveal all about "life" in celebrity heaven. Calling off his iPhone, he used the 6ft-under-app to give him the signal strength required to call our reporter. He said in his softly spoken voice, that he was having a grand old time catching up with all his old pals that had passed in years gone by, and specifi...
A husband has forced his family dog, Buster, to perform a sex act on his wife has been jailed. The husband threatened to kill the dog and his pups unless he met his sickening demands. A court in Barcelona handed down a two year eight month pri...
WallllllMart has today issued a statement that they were appalled upon discovering a colleague or shopper of their Jersey store telling "all blacks" to leave the store. They have said that due to their strict race policies, they have security on the...
A Kentucky man high on marijuana and drunk on whiskey put his 5-week-old son in the oven Sunday and left him there overnight, according to locals. Police were called to the house after neighbours raised the alarm on hearing raised voices and door...
Four agency workers in the West Midlands have been charged with manslaughter after an employee at a recruitment agency committed suicide. It appears that the four temporary members of staff were the final straw in what was a particularly bad day...
Sir Richie Branston has been fined by the European courts after investigations found that he was discriminating against potential employees as his unwritten policy was to only employee virgins. This information was leaked after an employee who w...
The house of commons have today passed 4 circumstances in the UK where "murder" is legal. It has been deemed that these 4 circumstances warrant the murder charge being completely dropped and a pat on the back issued instead. The four scenarios are: 1: As a motorist stuck behind a fellow driver who is incapable of reaching the speed limit when there is no traffic in front of them, the...
He Pingping, the worlds smallest man sadly died in Rome yesterday. Pingping was in Rome at the national dwarfs pingpong championships playing against fellow dwarf bashful. Reports are coming in that pingping was hit by a pingpong ball from...
Johnny Depp has found himself in deep water this morning at the filming of his new movie Willie Wonkies choccie factory 2. The set which took 8 months to make, and was built entirely of chocolate and candy was found demolished this morning when...
Michael Schumaker has sensationally quit the world of motor racing yet again. Michael had apparently been for a job interview in a role which better suited his requirements, but after he had no response assumed he was unsuccessful so decided to go b...
Models, celebrities and serial dieters around the world were today seen panic buying lard and deep fat fryers as a survey of 10 billion people worldwide has found that skinny is sooooooooo last season. Milan catwalks are to be filled with plus si...
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