Tragic details on Pingpings death

Funny story written by Jo Dash

Tuesday, 16 March 2010

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He Pingping, the worlds smallest man sadly died in Rome yesterday.

Pingping was in Rome at the national dwarfs pingpong championships playing against fellow dwarf bashful.

Reports are coming in that pingping was hit by a pingpong ball from next table where current dwarf champion sleepy was playing happy, in an unfortunate turn of events bystander sneezy sneezed and caused sleepy to hit the ball too hard which hit pingping right in the middle of his forehead.

Doc, the first doctor on the scene said that due to pingpings size, the pingpong ball would have been like a regular sized human being hit by a demolition ball, but said that pingping wouldn't have suffered too much.

After 45 minutes writhing he eventually got stepped on by Betty the tea lady and he then died instantly.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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