Miners request to go back down

Funny story written by Jo Dash

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

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Reports have emerged that the Chilean miners who have been trapped underground for the last 69 days have requested to be lowered back and - and advised the still trapped to stay down there.

It is understood that the first miner out was already fed up of his missus giving him the third degree, she believes he wasn't down the mine at all and was using it as a decoy to play away..... though it emerges it is actually miner No. 20 who was trying to use this excuse...

The second out of the mine was complaining that as he spent 69 days in the mine, his missus should allow him 69 69's.... she was happy to agree to this until she realised he meant with another 69 women and not with her

Third out the mine was already trying to get back into the capsule on its "return" journey, his missus had brought him a bowl of her homecooked Chile chilli greeted with a removal of her headscarf - bringing back all the memories of her truly awful cooking and her very unfortunate looks he'd find it less torturous down in the mine

Stay tuned for updates of miners 5-33

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