Written by Jo Dash

Tuesday, 23 March 2010

image for Mezhgan Hussainy tells Kara DeGuardia to "shift your ass over"

Mezhgan Hussainy, the fiancee of American Idol host Simon Cowell has threatened Kara DeGuardia that she will give her a bunch of fives if she doesn't shuffle her sweet ass over.

Mezghan has said to be utterly embarassed at the way Kara was draping herself all over Simon, and that siamese twims aren't that close to each other.

Kara says it's not her fault and that there must be magnets sewn into the clothes drawing them together, but when questioned about the puppy dog eyes and the drool coming out the corner of her mouth whenever Cowell uttered a word, Kara had no comment.

I managed to catch a moment with Simon who said, "I don't see what all the fuss is about, so she's practically in my pants, can you blame her?"

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Topics: Simon Cowell

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