Models, celebrities and serial dieters around the world were today seen panic buying lard and deep fat fryers as a survey of 10 billion people worldwide has found that skinny is sooooooooo last season.
Milan catwalks are to be filled with plus size models, the worlds finest men are dumping their breathing matchsticks for woman with a bit, scrap that, a LOT of meat on their bones, and gymnasiums around the world are turning into professional couch potato arenas.
Kate Moss who usually takes time to address her beloved public was unable to stay and comment as she rushed off to deep fry her lettuce....
