Dog forced into sex act with "wife"

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Thursday, 18 March 2010


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Buster leaving court

A husband has forced his family dog, Buster, to perform a sex act on his wife has been jailed.

The husband threatened to kill the dog and his pups unless he met his sickening demands.

A court in Barcelona handed down a two year eight month prison.

The husband appealed the ruling saying "Buster was totally up for it" but it was yesterday thrown out by the city's Supreme Court. It heard he made a string of vile requests and vowed to murder the family pet unless he carried them out.

Among his demands was that he carry out a sordid act on the wife involving his lipstick.

He was found guilty of acting against his dogs moral integrity.

The judge added: "It is difficult to imagine a more degrading and humiliating act for a dog to be forced to do, have you seen the state of his missus?"

His wife was unavailable for comment as she was taking their new pussy cat for a walk.

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