Branston done for only employing Virgins

Funny story written by Jo Dash

Wednesday, 17 March 2010

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Sir Richie Branston has been fined by the European courts after investigations found that he was discriminating against potential employees as his unwritten policy was to only employee virgins.

This information was leaked after an employee who wishes to remain anonymous was sacked when management found out she was no longer a Virgin as she'd gone out on the weekend and got her leg over with a "civvie" (their term for a non virginal employee).

When questioned, Dickie said that it was pure coincidence that all his staff bar management were virgins when they were taken on, and that it must simply be the name of the company which implies virgins only should apply.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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