WallllllMart has today issued a statement that they were appalled upon discovering a colleague or shopper of their Jersey store telling "all blacks" to leave the store. They have said that due to their strict race policies, they have security on the doors to ensure that blacks aren't allowed in the store when whites are shopping, and they have their own allocated time to shop at 2am-3am, which they should be grateful for as it costs WallllllMart a lot of time to double to prices for an hour. They have assured all their shoppers that a thorough investigation will take place to ensure that a darkie doesn't slip through the net again - and that that goes for chinks, Hispanics and any other non purebreed.
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