"The Spoof" now has a new section where you can keep your current league position for up to two weeks whilst you go on holiday if you are unable to continue to write your articles.
Simply go to the "gotcha" hyperlink at the top right hand corner of this page where the spoof will ask you for details of your holiday, such as how long you will be away for, where are you going, and really, do you not have a life?
Alternatively, click on the 5 stars at the bottom of this article and it will automatically take you to the page.
Happy holidays.
