Written by Jo Dash

Wednesday, 17 March 2010

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The unfinished work after temps walk

Four agency workers in the West Midlands have been charged with manslaughter after an employee at a recruitment agency committed suicide.

It appears that the four temporary members of staff were the final straw in what was a particularly bad day, and after they walked off a job and then switched their phones off, the consultant decided that death was a better option than the wrath of the clients' tongue.

As the workers were rounded up in dawn raids by armed police this morning, one could be heard saying, "It wasn't me, I'm a grafter"

The job centre didn't wish to comment on whether or not their JSA would be reinstated as they had "given the job a go"

Investigations continue

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Death, work




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