WASHINGTON, D.C. - The president’s BFF, Sean Hannity, has just revealed that he had a very personal phone conversation with Trump. Hannity, who is the top anchorman at Fox News, reported that he was literally floored when his best friend informed...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump’s chief lawyer, Segundo Juarez, has just issued a stop-and-desist letter against the mainstream media, because they are putting out television ads that, although are true and totally accurate, are upsetting his clie...
This Book is All Wrong and I’m Suing When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. Donald J. Trump Now available on Amazon “Hey, wait a minute. That came out all wrong,” that was the first thing I said to myself after I r...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reports coming out of the White House are that first lady Melania Trump is not a very happy camper. An unnamed White House insider said that Melania has recently been looking at photographs of Trump Tower and she suddenly break...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Melania Trump has shocked the GOP world by saying that she will most probably vote for Bernie Sanders over her husband. The sensuously sexy first lady was interviewed by Kitty Segovia with the iNews Agency. When asked why she...
I Was Born Now available on Amazon I have an attention span as long as it needs to be. Donald J. Trump (By the way, I always quote myself since I really love my quotes. You’re gonna see they’re really good quotes. I think you’ll really like them,...
MOSCOW – One of Moscow’s leading daily newspapers, The Moscow Red Press, has just announced that a 101-story Trump Tower will be built right across from the Kremlin. The Red Press learned of the deal from one of Russia’s top ballerinas, Sofilana N...
MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – President Trump stopped off at the Red Russian Diner to have lunch. The Vox Populi News Agency reported that the "Divider-In-Chief" ordered a Triple Meat Burger with double onions and a family order of fries. As he was...
HOLLYWOOD – Famed singer, Cher, recently spoke with Kitty Sequoia with the iNews Agency, and she revealed an amazing secret that she had been keeping for many, many years. The female half of the famous singing duo Sonny & Cher said that when s...
New York, NY Hoping to take advantage while the Trump family vacationed on the nation's dime, the FBI raided Trump Tower to find the only member of the Trump family not on vacation, Barron Trump, using a cattle prod to force illegal immigrants to use...
New York, NY A rental manager showing new tenants around the Trump Tower, took a wrong turn and ended up seeing a medieval type dungeon in the basement. "I was just showing the tenants around and was looking to show them the exercise room. We made...
Hillary Clinton announced this morning that she will start her campaign to become Mayor of New York City. Her election is virtually guaranteed due to her promise to build a wall surrounding Trump Towers, the home of President-elect Donald Trump. M...
In breaking news, the New York Times is reporting this morning that President-elect Donald Trump has scheduled a Giant Pussy Drop on New Years Eve at the Trump Towers. The Times quoting the words of Attorney Joseph Welsh in the Army/McCarthy hearing...
Mirroring the Trump presidency, the population of rats at Trump Tower has exploded in recent weeks after the unusually warm weather this winter. One tenant spoke to this reporter anonymously as she feared retaliation from Donald Trump and his army...
An inside source in Santa's workshop, namely Mrs. Claus, has revealed that Jolly Saint Nick will have the unenviable task of delivering tons of coal to Trump Towers this Christmas. Mrs. Claus, or Karma as she like to be called, talked to this repo...
Washington, DC - While checking in at the White House, Donald Trump fell through a major crack in the Oval Office floor, getting his nose horribly out of joint after being trapped for over two hours. Trump was unable to reach anybody for help by...
New York, NY - Melania Trump returned from her visit at the White House residence and called her new home "a dump." She refused to speak with her husband, President-elect Donald J. Trump, for the entire helicopter ride home, and resorted to silent t...
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