New York, NY Hoping to take advantage while the Trump family vacationed on the nation's dime, the FBI raided Trump Tower to find the only member of the Trump family not on vacation, Barron Trump, using a cattle prod to force illegal immigrants to use eight shredders to shred papers.
"So you want us to shred all the paper you have regarding Russian bribes?" the agents heard the eleven-year old say. "That's going to take a while!" he said.
The agents were able to apprehend Barron and take the cattle prod from him. He is being held at the New York Police Station until a parent retrieves him.
When notified of his son's arrest and detention, Trump said, "What shredding?"
