LONDON - (UK Satire) - Bees Knees News reporter Ginger Beer, recently met with Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole at the ritzy Restaurant Gordon Ramsay. The two British women will soon be appearing in the latest James Bond motion picture titled, "Ja…
CICERO, Illinois - (Business Satire) - The McDonalds Corp. has just struck gold as they have signed the beautiful, sexy, sensuous British actress Liz Hurley to film a Mickey D's commercial. Miss Hurley has agreed to appear wearing an extremely tin…
VAG VAG ISLAND - (Satire News) - The beautiful actress from the Austin Powers movies, Elizabeth Hurley has stated that a Saudi prince has just purchased a pair of her magenta-colored crotchless size 5 panties for $6,000. The Saudi prince invited L…
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - (Satire News) - Elizabeth Hurley was recently named "The MILF We Would Like To Be In A Las Vegas Luxury Suite With," by the male student body of the University of Alabama. The poll was taken by the highly reputable info gath…
BEVERLY HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Elizabeth Hurley who has to be the best looking 56-year-old woman on both sides of the pond (the Atlantic) recently spoke with Bedroom Pillow Talk senior writer Carolina Chipotle. CC asked Lizzy about he…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Lion's Face Pictures in association with Solar System Films has just announced that England's most famous actress Elizabeth Hurley, has agreed to appear in the motion picture "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - Part 2" with…
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - (Satire News) - The erotically sexy British actress who appeared in such excitingly exciting films as "Bedazzled," "The Miniscule Midget," "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me," "Frazzled," and the X-rated "Austin Powers: The…
LONDON - (Satire News) - One of Great Britain's most gorgeously sexy women is none other than Elizabeth Hurley. The movie star, who is 56, looks much better than probably about 85% of all United Kingdom women who are half her age. One resident…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the world's sexiest, prettiest, and most lascivious women is Elizabeth Hurley. The Vox Populi News Agency has just named the sultry Brit Actress 2022s Miss Bikini Swimsuit. The 56-year-old actress beat ou…
LONDON – (Satire News) – One of England’s most popular sex symbols has just announced that she will soon be starring in the franchise motion picture, “Austin Powers – The Geriatric Years.” The film will be shot in location in Barcelona, Spain; Kab…
HEREFORDSHIRE, England – (UK News) – It is no secret that the erotically sultry actress Elizabeth Hurley certainly has the number one, best personal agent in the entire movie business. Hurley does a fantastically phenomenal job of keeping herself…
Washington - The former Bedazzled! and Austin Powers movie actress swears blind it was just emergency First Aid mouth to mouth resuscitation gone wrong after her tongue got caught in the president's zip. "All that turbulence on Air Force One made...
Hollywood - Elizabeth Hurley is one of those rare stars for whom a divorce will only serve to help boost her stagnant career. Elizabeth Hurley said through her rep: "It just goes to show that my career is in the dumps because the media wasn't e...
LONDON - English actress Elizabeth Hurley was visiting her hair stylist, Dimples Yuckington, who was recovering from a badly bruised ego at Our Lady of The English Muffins Hospital. She was asked if the rumors of her and the Aussie cricketer were...
LONDON - Public Relations Guru Matthew Freud, no relation to the Lloyd Freud family of West Wickham, took the old Ukrainian phrase 'Let them eat chocolate cake' quite literally. The two British chaps were at London's Annabel's Nightclub celebratin...
In an embarrassing administrative blunder, the exclusive image rights for Elizabeth Hurley's wedding to Arun Nayar have been secured by down-market hardcore jazz mag Asian Babes.
Amateur actress and marriage-wrecker Elizabeth Hurley and love-cheat Count Arun von Nayar have tied the knot for the second time in a fortnight.
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