LONDON - (Satire News) - One of Great Britain's most gorgeously sexy women is none other than Elizabeth Hurley.
The movie star, who is 56, looks much better than probably about 85% of all United Kingdom women who are half her age.
One resident of London, Maddie F. Lemonglazer, 29, told Ta Ta For Now reporter Loretta Piffinshaw, that she is 100% straight, but after looking at photos of Lizzy in a skimpy-as-hell bikini, she remarked that she would become a lesbian and enter into a lesbionic relationship with the women who looks like an erotic goddess.
Meanwhile Hurley confided to Piffinshaw that a very famous resident of Buckingham Palace once offered her £100,000 [$130,540] to go horseback riding with her totally naked.
SIDENOTE: Hurley has been approached to be James Bond's promiscuous love interest in the next Bond installment entitled, "James Bond - The Spy Who Taught Me How To Do The Hokey Pokey In The Nude."
