Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 5 February 2014

image for Bill Clinton shagged Elizabeth Hurley in the back of Scareforce One says sordid news scoop
Hard act to swallow?

Washington - The former Bedazzled! and Austin Powers movie actress swears blind it was just emergency First Aid mouth to mouth resuscitation gone wrong after her tongue got caught in the president's zip.

"All that turbulence on Air Force One made Ms Hurley unsteady on her feet," an editorial in tonight's edition of Brit Slags Newz said.

"She accidentally landed face down slap bang in the middle of President Clinton's lap."

The incident occurred around the time Hurley was still living with Four Weddings and a Funeral actor Hugh Grunt.

And the President of the United States was getting his rocks off all over White House intern Monica Lewinsky's blue party dress.

An invitation to ride on the Presidential runabout's mile high club may have come about because Monica unexpectedly went down with a throat infection, Washington sources claimed.

"Yeah, La Lewinsky sure was a hard act to swallow ...uh, follow!" the editorial added.

"Wanna see pics of Shane Warne's bare ass?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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