NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the world's sexiest, prettiest, and most lascivious women is Elizabeth Hurley.
The Vox Populi News Agency has just named the sultry Brit Actress 2022s Miss Bikini Swimsuit.
The 56-year-old actress beat out females half her age. Hurley says that the secret to having such a fantastically gorgeous body is simply staying away from sugars, not drinking beer, and having sexual intercourse at least once every 12 hours.
Lizzy, as her son Damian, who is 20¼, calls her, has starred in such films as "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery," "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me," and most recently "Austin Powers: The Search For Vanessa's Labia Majora."
Hurley told VPNA's Tapioca Swizzle, that for the role of Vanessa Kensington, she went to her gynecologist and had her G-Spot enhanced.
SIDENOTE: Liz's current boyfriend Prince Tabid Von Zahid, 31, of Saudi Arabia, recently remarked that Hurley is extremely talented in the sex department, adding that she recently had her hooha insured for $17.3 million.
