L'Aquila - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Another massive Opus Dei whopper was laid bare today with the news that sordid Italian mobster PM Silvio Berlusconi is Carla Bruni-Sarkozy's biological father. An FBI paper trail found millions of $$$s from B...
Atlantic Ocean - (AssoCIAted Mess): A top FBI lawyer investigating Carla Bruni-Sarkozy's patronage of North Korea's nuclear weapon testing program may have been the main target of last week's Air France bomb. The leagle eagle had been on Carla's t...
Paris, France - (Whodunnit Ass Mess): Is vanished fugitive from justice Ian Griffin being framed for murder by France's First Lady Carla Bruni? A frantic voicemail message on his mother's tanning salon ansaphone today seems to suggest a French Lad...
PARIS - Bono has just announced that the First Lady of France, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy has agreed to be their opening act on their upcoming Carribean Island tour. The tour which will cover 29 cities in 29 days is being billed as "The We're Not Afraid...
Michelle Obama presented France's first lady with a musical instrument when they met in the city of Strasbourg on Friday. Mrs. Obama gave Carla Bruni-Sarkozy a Gibson acoustic guitar, says the Associated Press. Their face-to-face meeting was a...
The newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has reportedly slapped the French President's wife Carla Bruni Sarkozy last night in New York. They were attending a fund raising dinner held in the aid of procrastinator's around the world wh...
Paris - (Sacre Bleu! Mess): French Justice Minister Rachida Dati has been sacked amid rumors she 'milked the Cabinet' of sympathy in her covert voodoo doll war of attrition against Prime Minister Francois Sarkozy's wife Carla Bruni. Dati, a stunni...
Guapos, Italy - Italian leader, Silvio Berlusconi, found himself in the middle of a racism row following comments he made referring to American President-elect Barack Obama as "young, handsome, and even tanned." Berlusconi, 72, made the remarks to...
Sarah Palin got a surprise call from French president Nicholas Sarkosy. She was so shocked and awed that she told him that she loves him. She went on to invite him on a hunting trip and suggestively offered that they could get really busy while getti...
In what is being called in diplomatic circles as an unprecedented and dangerous move, French President Nicolas Sarkozy's wife, model Carla Bruni, has stripped for a pay-per-view special and given the proceeds to Somalian kidnappers in order to se...
French 1st Lady Carla Bruni's naked pictures went under auction today and fetched a whopping £94k!...
Paris, France - (Zut Alors! Mess): French President Knickerless Sarkozy has promoted Carla Bruni, his stunning brunette wife of four months, to head a newly-spawned Ministry of Orgasm after her naked portrait fetched a world-record $45 million at auc...
A nude photograph of France's First Lady, Carla Bruni, has been auctioned for $91,000 - more than 20 times the expected price, and nearly 100 times its real worth, say sources at a New York auction house.
London - (Ass Mess): The Duke of Edinburgh was rushed to hospital today after Buckingham Palace officials became worried he had 'caught something nasty' from Carla Bruni last week.
Amidst all the pomp and ceremony of the French state visit by Nicolas Sarkozy and his new Mrs, Carla Brunei, cracks in their relationship are already showing. Ms Brunei delights in showing her dirty washing in public.
Windsor Castle - (ReUterus & Royal Ass Mess): France's first Madame Carla Brunei Sarkozy and UK Tory leader David Cameron were named today as the biological parents of the Pretender to the Throne's heir of the dog apparent.
London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Mick Jagger's ex-missus Jerry Hall has told reporters of her pubic lice horrors after the ageing rocker slept with Carla Brunei, current spouse of the French president.
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