Atlantic Ocean - (AssoCIAted Mess): A top FBI lawyer investigating Carla Bruni-Sarkozy's patronage of North Korea's nuclear weapon testing program may have been the main target of last week's Air France bomb.
The leagle eagle had been on Carla's trail for several months following a string of suspicious deaths in Paris of former 'models' who had acted as couriers between France's First Madame and Pyongyang.
Bruni, 69, may have also had a hissyspit fit with the French national airline after her latest solo album bombed following an Air France promo that gave it away, free and gratis, with a packet of chips to all transatlantic customers in Economy.
"Alternatively, it's just possible that some pesky terrorists just blew themselves up inside the plane last week rather than listen to her faltering tone-deaf warble," the LA FagHagSlagMag music editor said today.
Formidable.
