Written by norma snockers

Friday, 28 March 2008

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A Topless Model Waits Behind Prince Phil's Carriage in Whitehall

Amidst all the pomp and ceremony of the French state visit by Nicolas Sarkozy and his new Mrs, Carla Brunei, cracks in their relationship are already showing. Ms Brunei delights in showing her dirty washing in public.

Whilst his wife, Queen Elizabeth was in the carriage in front, Prince Philip found himself sitting alone with the 25 year-old ex-model Carla, 36-26-38 in the carriage behind. In a scene reminiscent of Sharon stone in Basic Instinct, Carla, who was sitting opposite, opened her legs sufficiently to reveal to the randy Greek Grandfather that she was going 'commando'. The burning bush caused the Prince's hosepipe to spring into action. His tool had not seen action for 20 years or more and he thought it had been dead.

Carla, however, seized the opportunity and jumped on him. She admitted that her Nicolas was a lousy lover and she had instigated the hole thing. She had always wanted some blue blood in her. The action got so heavy that the windows of the carriage go steamed up and there was nothing to see, yet plenty could be heard!

Philip was very grateful to Carla and explained that his Missus was more affectionate to her corgis these days and that if his grandson could do it in public, then why shouldn't he?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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