Sarah Palin got a surprise call from French president Nicholas Sarkosy. She was so shocked and awed that she told him that she loves him. She went on to invite him on a hunting trip and suggestively offered that they could get really busy while getting business done.
Sharp as an antique harpoon as usual Palin never caught on that she was the victim of a prank call from a Canadian comedy team. She missed the joke that faux-Sarkosy could see Belgium from the Elysee Palace and seemed oblivious to the satirical killing of baby seals and helicopter hunting of other animals. Mention of Sarkosy's wife's jealousy of Palin and praise for Palin's porn film seemed to escape the self-absorbed and otherwise lost Ice Princess of Alaska.
John Mccain is said to be considering announcing that his offer of a vice presidential candidacy to Sarah Palin came from the same Canadian comedians.
