Written by queen mudder

Friday, 10 July 2009

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Opus Dei harlot Carla Bruni reckons she's got it covered

L'Aquila - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Another massive Opus Dei whopper was laid bare today with the news that sordid Italian mobster PM Silvio Berlusconi is Carla Bruni-Sarkozy's biological father.

An FBI paper trail found millions of $$$s from Bernard Madoff's massive ponzi fraud were laundered over a 20 year period to P2 Lodge bagman Berlusconi who then channelled direct child maintenance payments straight to Carla Bruni's bank accounts.

Publication of the news sent US President Bollox O'Bummer scuttling off to an impromptu crisis meeting with the Pope.

Berlusconi and Ratzinger were ar the heart of the $400 million collapse of Banco Ambrosiano 27 years ago which also bankrupted the vatican bank.

The 'suicide' of 'God's Banker' Roberto Calvi is still officiaslly a mystery to City of London police.

Like, yeah, pull the other one...

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