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Saturday, 30 May 2009


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From the Hotel du Bristol Palin crime scene...

Paris, France - (Whodunnit Ass Mess): Is vanished fugitive from justice Ian Griffin being framed for murder by France's First Lady Carla Bruni?

A frantic voicemail message on his mother's tanning salon ansaphone today seems to suggest a French Lady Macbeth is gunning for his scalp.

Meanwhile Belgian spooks were accused this weekend of being stark raving bonkers after suggesting wealthy Polish tomato 'tycoon' Kinga 'Arm &' Legg's murder was an inside job by North Korea's Internal Security Affairs division?

"Rien ne va plus!" was the only comment today from the Paris Brigade Criminelle as the search for Griffin spread to New York's meatpacking district where the missing bankrupt once had a secret safety deposit box.

In the Elysee Palace today a Sphinx-like wall of silence prevails.

Nicholas Sarkozy is one ugly mug nutter.

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