Game, set and match to Carla Bruni as French Justice Minister dumped 'for lactating all over Cabinet'

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 23 January 2009

Paris - (Sacre Bleu! Mess): French Justice Minister Rachida Dati has been sacked amid rumors she 'milked the Cabinet' of sympathy in her covert voodoo doll war of attrition against Prime Minister Francois Sarkozy's wife Carla Bruni.

Dati, a stunning 34DD-24-34 semi-African brunette bombshell, had initially stunned colleagues by returning to work just five days after the C-section birth of her daughter Zohra.

But attempts to breastfeed the three week old brat during Cabinet meetings were branded a cheap stunt after Carla Bruni told Ministers it made her sick to the pit of her stomach to witness so much public lactation.

The paternity of Dati's daughter remains a mystery despite persistent reports that the French PM may have been a potential sperm donor 'purely on humanitarian grounds'.

Jose Maria Aznar is 69.

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