NEW YORK CITY – (Fake News) - Jeff Bezos, who is the richest man in the world, has just received notice that he is being sued. The government of Brazil has informed Mr. Bezos that they do not appreciate him infringing on the Amazon name. They i…
Metropolis, Illinois. This morning, from his mansion, billionaire, Jeff Bezos, has announced that the Man of Steel is no more. Following a dramatic confrontation, the tech and retail CEO addressed the press in front of his slightly damaged mansion af…
MIAMI – The richest man on Earth has just said that he’ll write Daniel Snyder a check for the Washington Redskins right now. Jeff Bezos, who is worth over $150 billion, has a residence in the D.C. area, so the team would literally be in his backya…
DALLAS – Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, recently said, at a family Quinceanera, that after 21 years of an up-and-down relationship with his team, he is ready to throw in the sports towel. He sat down with Sport Bet Gazette’s Zorro L...
In matters of the world’s oldest profession, prostitutes in Lucerne, Switzerland, are protesting over competition from sex robots. Robot dolls in Lucerne can be had at half the price, with a survey of 9,000 males in the area claiming that sex with...
Caught and advised by police on problems with a bird on his shoulder, House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff has stated he was inspired by a Wisconsin man, detained last weekend. This 42-year-old resident of Wisconsin was arrested afte...
The latest news with these A1 sex robots leads away from and beyond sex—beyond even recent developments in genital-sensing, interior wifi, and talk-amount control button. Do all sex robots have to be sexy? Longer and RoboBanger Associates say n...
Russia, if you’re listening, please release Trump’s tax returns because he won’t! He claims they are "being audited." Since he announced his run for the presidency, years ago going down that escalator, Trump claimed his tax returns were "being audite...
Although it was thought that the National Enquirer would become the advertising insert of the venerable Washington Post, it turns out it is actually to become more of a print version of Amazon.com. Bezos has long envied the Enquirer's place on th...
The world's richest man, Amazon boss, Jeff Bezos and his wife, MacKenzie, are to divorce after 25 years of marriage, proving, without a shred of a doubt, the old maxim that money can't buy you happiness. Bezos created the multinational technology...
In response to ongoing bad publicity showing Amazon fulfillment center employees urinating in trash cans to avoid bathroom breaks that hurt production numbers, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has offered employees adult diapers at cost. The announcement came...
La La land, USA—In a follow-up to a Gal Lupp poll in which 51% of DemocRATs confessed to preferring socialism to capitalism, respondents to the poll gave their reasons for their preference. “Why work when I can get stuff free?” Freddy the Freeload...
Ever since Apple announced plans to store employee eggs in hopes that women would remain at their desks and continue with business as usual (as opposed to quitting to have a kid) the march has begun for other institutions to open Egg Banks. Sperm Ban...
New York - Commenting on his recent $250 million acquisition of the Washington Post billionaire Amazon chief Jeff Bezos said today the purchase will be a vital back up in the expansion of his fledgeling fast food empire. "The Comeback Cod chain is...
What's the skinny on this scary prediction? Here's a sampling of comments: Martha Stewart: "Be prepared. Pack yourself some nice take-out meals that travel REALLY well." Queen Elizabeth II: "I'm not leaving without my tiara, my royal robes, and my purse." Entrepreneur Donald Trump: "I STILL may run for president." Twitter executive: "Send some good-bye tweets, but remembe...
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