Two of Britain's most popular women, Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley have just founded a crumpets company. In an exciting development reported by Grover Buck from Tickety Boo News, the dynamic duo of Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley has joined forces to crea…
The wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, has addmitted to being addicted to McDonalds McFries. Ginni the Glutton, as affectionately dubbed by neighbors and the mailman, reveals her courageous effort to cut back from 12 to 9 daily McFries…
Senator Ted "Dracula" Cruz has been caught playing with himself in a Senate elevator Senator Ted Cruz, who is originally from Guatemala, even though he swears he's from Canada, has found himself in yet another misunderstood situation. In a cand…
TV Clickerworld reports the success of the outlandish new Paramount Network Wild West extravaganza, "The Bank Bandits: Gold Rush To The Head," sending viewers into a frenzy of wild west hysteria! Prepare to be transported to the 1881 Dakota 'Badla…
BuzzFuzz is reporting on an incident in the Black Sea involving a Russian submarine and a mischievous Cambodian mini-plane. As the submarine innocently resurfaced for a crew smoke break, little did they know that misfortune was waiting behind a cl…
The latest rumor to come out of Big D (Dallas) is that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, 80, allegedly engaged in an epic dance-off with two of his team cheerleaders. According to Hollywood Innuendo reporter Sausalito Ole, the two brave dancers who dared…
Three states have voted to finally ban the notorious menace of telemarketing calls, putting an end to the incessant intrusion. The three states leading the charge are Vermont, Rhode Island, and Alaska, championing the cause against these pesky pho…
Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just learned that an Ohio State Buckeyes cheerleader has been declared the winner of the "Most Extraordinary Beaver" at the annual Beavercreek Grand Beaver Gala. Beautiful brainbox Alexis Bluffberry, 21, who…
The US tax evader (aka DJT) has admitted that he still does not like Megyn "Miss Conceited" Kelly. Trump stated that while he may not be fond of Megyn, there are certainly other people he dislikes even more, such as lawyers who refuse to share the…
The NCAA March Madness Rules & Policy Committee has just levied a hefty $40,000 fine on CSU of Valdosta, Georgia. A spokesperson for March Madness told Buckaroo Kazoo, a writer with The Turnstile Review, that the reason for the fine was becaus…
Reports from the heart of Russia indicate that President Putin is fuming with rage as yet another of his cherished divisions crumbles under the relentless assault of an American Artillery Division at Izyum, Ukraine. The latest headlines from Boom…
The News Now News Agency, in its latest bombshell, claims that former Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, now playing for The New York Jets, vehemently denies any romantic involvement with a stunning Hooters Girl from the Bronx. According…
The International Inquirer brings you the latest report on the infamous Camels terrorist group, known for their comical yet mischievous antics across the globe. At the helm of the organization is none other than Gen. Umsali Fi Izzi, a man with a t…
According to The QuinniPinni Polling Agency, the Britney Spears Glow-In-the-Dark Bubble Wrap Onesies have burst onto the scene, popping with popularity! Reports indicate that people of all ages, from toddlers to adults, can't resist the addictive…
Political polls reveal a significant decline in Donald J. Erasmus Trump's popularity following his conviction for sexual assault. Recent polls among GOP voters portray Trump's stature diminished to that of a mere answer on the game show "Jeopardy!…
Ivanka Trump, the eldest daughter of Donald Trump, has recently tweeted a collection of light-hearted messages about her family, including her father, her two older brothers, Melania, and others. A COLLECTION OF TWEETS FROM THE BRAIN OF IVANKA TRU…
Hold on to your baseball caps, sports fans, because we've got breaking news! The Kansas City Athletics have gracefully secured the last spot among the 30 teams in Major League Baseball. Can you believe it? Intrepid reporter, Hercules Confetti (he/…
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