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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Is Officially In As American Idol Judge and The Producers Deny The Rumor That She'll Need Two Chairs

Jennifer Lopez Is Officially In As American Idol Judge and The Producers Deny The Rumor That She'll Need Two Chairs

HOLLYWOOD - Well after negotiations that seemed to go on for two years, the producers of American Idol Simon Shindlebocker and Kyle Boot have announced that they have signed Jennifer Lopez to take Kara DioGuardi's place. Shindlebocker said that th...

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Funny story: Kara DioGuardi Says She Is Resigning From American Idol One Month After She Was Actually Fired!

Kara DioGuardi Says She Is Resigning From American Idol One Month After She Was Actually Fired!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Songwriter and former judge on the reality show American Idol Kara DioGuardi held a press conference to announce that she has decided that she does not want to return for another season as judge on American Idol. DioGuardi thanke...

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Funny story: American Idol's Fantasia Now Pregnant After Admitted Suicide Attempt

American Idol's Fantasia Now Pregnant After Admitted Suicide Attempt

Only three weeks after an admitted suicide attempt, Fantasia Barrino has told reporters that she is three-month's pregnant. "I think that's why my attempt failed", she is stated as saying in The Proof Dealer. "I had reached the point where I didn'...

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Funny story: Ousted American Idol Judge Kara DioGuardi Is Reportedly Still Very Devastated

Ousted American Idol Judge Kara DioGuardi Is Reportedly Still Very Devastated

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kara DioGuardi's hair stylist FuFi Fondue confided that DioGuardi is still devastated at having been fired by American Idol Producer Simon Shindlebocker. Kara told FuFi that she devoted all of her time to the show and then all of...

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Funny story: Obama: If Shania Twain Becomes American Idol Judge, We'll Nuke Canada

Obama: If Shania Twain Becomes American Idol Judge, We'll Nuke Canada

President Obama made history today by threatening to launch a nuclear offensive against Canada, should Canadian songstress Shania Twain become a Judge on American Idol. "That woman ruined pop music from 1997 to 2000," said Obama, when asked for ju...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Claims He and Carrie Prejean Would Make Excellent Idol Judges

Donald Trump Claims He and Carrie Prejean Would Make Excellent Idol Judges

Donald Trump is the latest celebrity to throw his hat in the ring and beg for a judge's seat on the next season of American Idol. He also believes that former Miss California USA, Carrie Prejean would make an excellent female judge, more so than Jenn...

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Funny story: Prepare Your Kids: Someday, Someone May Offer Them... Fantasia Barrino's Sex Tape

Prepare Your Kids: Someday, Someone May Offer Them... Fantasia Barrino's Sex Tape

All parents know that they must talk to their children about alcohol, tobacco, and illegal drugs. It is an important step in keeping them safe and healthy. But that isn't enough; someday, someone is going to offer your kids the Fantasia Barrino's...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Thanks American Idol For Taking The Spotlight Off Of Him

Mel Gibson Thanks American Idol For Taking The Spotlight Off Of Him

TARZANA, California - Mel Gibson sat at an out of the way Jack-in-The-Box, in Tarzana seeking some much-needed relief from the constant horde of paparazzi that had been following him around lately. As he sat at a back table eating an Ultimate Chee...

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Funny story: American Idol Hires Ann Coulter To Be Ryan Seacrest's Co-Host

American Idol Hires Ann Coulter To Be Ryan Seacrest's Co-Host

HOLLYWOOD - In an effort to gain back some of the millions of viewers that American Idol has lost in just this past season alone, the show's executives have decided to add a co-host to the show. American Idol Producer Simon Shindlebocker, who came...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says That The Only Reason American Idol Did Not Fire Randy Jackson Is Because of The Fact That He's Black

Rush Limbaugh Says That The Only Reason American Idol Did Not Fire Randy Jackson Is Because of The Fact That He's Black

NEW YORK CITY - Talk Show Host Rush Limbaugh stated that he found it interesting that one of the highest rated and most successful reality shows American Idol fired two of its judges Ellen "The Lesbian" DeGeneres and Kara "The Raging Hormones" DioGua...

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Funny story: Kara DioGuardi Visits Casey James after Being Fired by Idol

Kara DioGuardi Visits Casey James after Being Fired by Idol

Kara DioGuardi was praying for a reason to get back in touch with her favorite American Idol, Casey James, after he was booted from the show. Her prayers were answered. DioGuardi was recently told that her contract wouldn't be renewed and she'd no lo...

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Funny story: American Idol's Ryan Seacrest Wants His Girlfriend Julianne Hough To Take Kara DioGuardi's Place

American Idol's Ryan Seacrest Wants His Girlfriend Julianne Hough To Take Kara DioGuardi's Place

HOLLYWOOD - Ryan Seacrest was sitting in his dressing room at the American Idol studios talking to his hairdresser FuFi Fondue about all of the changes taking place on this seasons American Idol. Fufi, who is one of the most sought after hair styl...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Changes Mind after J-Lo Becomes Judge

Simon Cowell Changes Mind after J-Lo Becomes Judge

It didn't take long to get a reaction from Simon Cowell after news broke that Jennifer Lopez (J-Lo) is going to take Ellen Degeneres' and/or Kara DioGuardi's spot on American Idol next season. "I want back in," was Cowell's response. "I've been in lo...

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Funny story: Kara DioGuardi Sobs and Says She Plans To Sue American Idol

Kara DioGuardi Sobs and Says She Plans To Sue American Idol

MALIBU BEACH - Kara DioGuardi was sitting in her $3.8 million beach home sipping on a Pomegranate Margarita and talking to her maid Sushi Ling. DioGuardi told Sushi that she still cannot believe that she had been fired from American Idol. Miss Lin...

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Funny story: Kara DioGuardi's Rubbing Up Against Simon Cowell Got Her Fired From American Idol

Kara DioGuardi's Rubbing Up Against Simon Cowell Got Her Fired From American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - The producer of American Idol was asked why he fired judge Kara DioGuardi. Simon Shindlebocker, senior executive producer stated that he fired Ms. DioGuardi after she refused to stop rubbing her New York tits against Simon (Cowell) during...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Calls Up The American Idol Producers And Begs Them To Let Her Replace Ellen DeGeneres

Paula Abdul Calls Up The American Idol Producers And Begs Them To Let Her Replace Ellen DeGeneres

BEVERLY HILLS - Paula Abdul had just returned from shopping on Rodeo Drive when she stopped to talk to her long time landscaper Vicente Relampago, Jr. Vicente asked her if now that Ellen DeGeneres had been fired if she would be getting her old job...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Quits Idol, Says Not a Big Enough Audience

Ellen DeGeneres Quits Idol, Says Not a Big Enough Audience

Ellen DeGeneres has just announced she does not want to appear as a judge on American Idol next season because the audience is just not large enough to keep her at the top of her game. While she appreciates that in years past, American Idol was one o...

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