NEW YORK CITY - Talk Show Host Rush Limbaugh stated that he found it interesting that one of the highest rated and most successful reality shows American Idol fired two of its judges Ellen "The Lesbian" DeGeneres and Kara "The Raging Hormones" DioGuardi.
Limbaugh noted that both Ellen and Kara are white girls. He then wondered why the only black judge Randy Jackson, aka "The Black Dawg" did not get fired.
Rush pointed out that (Jackson) really does not add a thing to the show except to constantly brag that he worked with Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Madonna, and Francis Scott Key.
The Rushola noted that Jackson should have been fired a long time ago, but the show's producer Simon Shindlebocker and its director Simon Witleywine did not fire him because of the fact that he is black and they are both scarred of getting sued by the NAACP, the NAABP, and the NAANP.
Shindlebocker has even gone on record as saying that the Reverend Jesse Jackson and the Reverend Al Sharpton have both emailed him telling him that if he ever fires "The Black Dawg" they will call for the entire black population of the United States to boycott watching American Idol and watch Dancing With The Stars instead.
Limbaugh noted that Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton should have their own reality show and call it Amos and Andy - The Whining Years.
Rush said that he finds it absolutely amazing that a grown man can make a living, and a damn good living doing what Randy does, by merely uttering the word "Pitchy" an average of 19.4 times per show.
When asked what he thought about Ryan Seacrest, El Rusho grinned, lit up a 12-inch cigar, and remarked that he truly felt that Seacrest was gay, but now that he has seen him with the sexy Julianne Hough, he has had to rethink his belief.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Limbaugh is one to be pointing the finger about someone being gay. Statistics put out by The North American Society of Statistical Statistics state that 98 percent of the men who smoke cigars that are longer than 10 inches are really revealing more about their suppressed homosexual desire than they know or even realize.]
