Donald Henderson, until recently employed by a clinic in Mississippi, says that while Tiger Woods was there for sex therapy that some of the doctors there secretly had frozen some sperm. "They think I didn't see what they were up to", stated the f...
Tiger Woods has declined a golf match challenge from Mr Magoo the short sighted Gink after he heard it can take Mr Magoo up to three weeks to finish a round of golf. While playing Golf in Florida recently Mr Magoo hit a shot so far off the mark hi...
Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren were seen at the Manchester United match on Tues. March 6 (Man Utd 1, Wolves 0). It was so unexpected that paparazzi missed the whole thing. Woods and Nordegren arrived and left on private charter plane and stayed on...
Tiger Woods has finally revealed one of the things that made him seek woman other than his wife, that has been in so many tabloids for the past six months. "I thought Charlie wasn't mine", stated a downcast Tiger. I was upset and I did a lot of th...
Tiger Woods has taken up crazy golf and crazy as it seems was beaten by his wife,who has never beaten him before despite what was said the night Tiger crashed his car. This game is crazy proclaimed Tiger you spend ages lining up the shot to go str...
MOSCOW, Idaho - Two hip hop and rap artists whose careers are heading downhill faster than Kirstie Alley chasing down a dog who has just stolen her box of Twinkies appeared at a non-sold out concert in Moscow's Cow Pasture Arena. After their conce...
The bad boys of English soccer, John Terry and Ashley Cole have been joined at the new home of Susan Boyle by Tiger "serial deceiver" Woods. The singer was asked by her management to take him under her wings as they had heard of the progress with...
Tiger Woods planned comeback to golf, is due to a meeting with Arnold Schwarzenegger,who has had several meetings with Tiger to help him make his comeback. Everywhere he goes now Tiger keeps saying the catchphrase, used by Arnie in the 1984 film T...
Tiger Woods was seen on the golf course practising for around 8 hours yesterday but hard as he tried he could not get any birdies. Tiger was apparently practising like a man possessed as it is believed he is going to make a comeback in the Tavist...
A new name that has come up in the Tiger Woods/Elin Nordegren soap opera, Swen Nootrak. Although little is known about rock guitarist Swen, he has been mentioned as being seen with Elin at different places in Europe and was apparently an old "fri...
ORLANDO - After three months of keeping quiet Eldrick Tont Woods has revealed to CNN's Larry King the real reason he cheated on his wife. Tiger said that he had promised Elin that he would never reveal the real reason but only if she moved back in...
CHICAGO - A new report regarding Tiger Woods has just revealed that the golf legend - bedroom semi-legend did not check himself into a Mississippi rehab clinic for sexual addiction, as was widely believed, but instead he was there to cure his addicti...
Forest Grump the worlds grumpiest person has made the astonishing claim that Tiger Woods is not in Rehab he is hiding in the Woods. Forest who likes going to the woods for picnics claims he was in the Woods in California near the famous Bohemian G...
One of Tiger Woods playthings and suspected former hooker told a reporter that Tiger had a lot of problems with his putter while she was with him. "I don't know about the others, but Tiger's putter, which he calls 'Pig Sticker' was really giving h...
VANCOUVER - One of the most popular speed skaters in the history of the Winter Olympics, Ivana Phuque from Sweden has admitted that she did in fact date Tiger Woods during the summer of 2009. The director of Public Relations Governing and Steering...
ORLANDO - In yet another move calculated to get Tiger Woods back in the good graces of Mr. and Mrs. America, the TigerBoy has written a letter to the day care center that his two kids attend. Mrs. Fritonia Nickelwhite, who is the founder and direc...
This week we're in search of the mysterious, mystical manatee. This lovely animal was quite a sex symbol in its day. Indeed, the manatee's aura of glamour illuminates a very special ante room of natural history (it has its own odour too, as well as an aura, though that hardly smacks of glamour). The manatee is a refreshing thing to contemplate these days. It makes a pleasant change from Cheryl...
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