Is Elin Nordegren Showing Tiger How Cheating Feels?

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Thursday, 4 March 2010

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Guitarist, Swen Nootrak

A new name that has come up in the Tiger Woods/Elin Nordegren soap opera, Swen Nootrak.

Although little is known about rock guitarist Swen, he has been mentioned as being seen with Elin at different places in Europe and was apparently an old "friend" in her pre-Tiger days.

Meanwhile Tiger has apparently left the Gentle Path in Hattiesburg, Mississippi after laughing at it's methods of helping people who are sex addicts.

Just as soon as Tiger's official televised apology was over, he was reportedly heading for another clinic to get past his addiction to a painkiller and sleeping pills.

A source from the Nordegren family stated that Tiger Woods is definitely trying to win back his wife and children. However, she wouldn't talk about Swen except to say that he and Elin have been friends and also, maybe Elin is letting Tiger know how it feels to have your mate connected to someone else. "Well, I didn't mean 'connected' is THAT way. I mean...forget it!"

How will the presence of Swen Nootrak and the photographs that have surely been seen by Tiger by now, affect the situation? Who knows? But Tiger might also be noticing that while Elin hasn't asked for a divorce, she still does not wear her wedding ban.

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