Sperm From Tiger Woods Stolen At Clinic According To Fired Employee

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Monday, 15 March 2010

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Donald Henderson, until recently employed by a clinic in Mississippi, says that while Tiger Woods was there for sex therapy that some of the doctors there secretly had frozen some sperm.

"They think I didn't see what they were up to", stated the former guard and handyman. "I might not know EXACTLY what they were doing but I know what I overheard."

The sperm of Tiger Woods would be worth a lot of money to certain people, if the child had his talent for golf.

Of course the clinic has denied it and stated that everyone must sign confidentiality forms, including Tiger and themselves, when a patient comes to the clinic.

"Besides, how could we guarantee that the sperm was going to lead some couple to have a golf champion in their family?", asked one doctor who spoke to us. "We could be selling them the sperm of anyone and tell them it belonged to Tiger Woods."

Back to Henderson. "There is the DNA test a couple could take after their child is born. If they can get records showing Tiger's DNA when they receive the sperm, it would SHOW that it belonged to Tiger Woods."

All we can say from here is that, should the story be true and a new golf great begin coming on the scene in 12-16 years from now, it might confirm Henderson's story.

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