Tiger's Girlfriend, Cori Rist, Says Woods Asked For a Mulligan

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Friday, 26 February 2010

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"Given Several Mulligans!"

One of Tiger Woods playthings and suspected former hooker told a reporter that Tiger had a lot of problems with his putter while she was with him.

"I don't know about the others, but Tiger's putter, which he calls 'Pig Sticker' was really giving him fits when we were together and I had a lot of sympathy for the guy because I was a hooker for several years", Rist told UP2 ass reporter, Dan Hilliard.

She told Dan that since they both had some problems maybe they could help each other out.

"Every time his putter acted up and he couldn't hit the hole, I'd give him a 'Mulligan'."

She then explained that Tiger then gave her a 'Mulligan' for the years of her being a hooker.

Although there were many Mulligans during their match, she stated that Tiger still had a lot of fun with his putter, even though he's found himself in the rough several times over the past four months.

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