Forest Grump the worlds grumpiest person has made the astonishing claim that Tiger Woods is not in Rehab he is hiding in the Woods.
Forest who likes going to the woods for picnics claims he was in the Woods in California near the famous Bohemian Grove where World leaders meet every year when he spotted Tiger walking through the Woods.
The woods were quiet apart from the sounds of lots of birdies sitting in the trees when he spotted Tiger. Forest was surprised and said "Life is like a box of chocolates you never no what your gonna get"
If you go down to the woods today you are sure of a big surprise.
