Tiger Woods Tells Real Reason Behind Infidelities

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Friday, 12 March 2010

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Tiger Woods has finally revealed one of the things that made him seek woman other than his wife, that has been in so many tabloids for the past six months.

"I thought Charlie wasn't mine", stated a downcast Tiger. I was upset and I did a lot of things I'm now ashamed of doing", Tiger reportedly told "Blue Nine Magazine, Friday.

Is that the reason they finally got back together as now rumored?

Tiger stated that he and Elin were trying to work things out because the original cause of a lot of the trouble was over a misunderstanding.

Erin had apparently announced that she was pregnant after a doctor had told Tiger that he could have no more children after an earlier health episode, when he was seeing the doctor able his bad knee.

"I had a physical and they told me that until I started taking some shots, I couldn't have anymore kids. So when Elin told me that we had one on the way, I thought the baby wasn't mine. I have since learned different."

The medication for his knee had not had time to take effect apparently, and Charlie DOES belong to Tiger as a DNA test has proved.

Can they have more children provided the marriage survives?

The doctors say that they can and that the effect of the earlier drugs for the knee operation should be out of his system.

So perhaps they are back together as rumored. Tiger hasn't denied a couple of earlier girlfriends but maybe the whole marriage thing can now work out.

Do you plan to play golf?

"I plan to be at "The Masters".

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