Tiger says "I'll be back" after meeting Arnie

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Sunday, 7 March 2010

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"I'll be back"

Tiger Woods planned comeback to golf, is due to a meeting with Arnold Schwarzenegger,who has had several meetings with Tiger to help him make his comeback.

Everywhere he goes now Tiger keeps saying the catchphrase, used by Arnie in the 1984 film The Terminator, "I'll be back."

A reporter in Florida asked Tiger about the next big golf tournament in Florida The Tavistock Cup and Tiger replied "I'll be back."

When he went out practising the other day Tigers wife said "Remember to get back in time for dinner" to which he replied "I'll be back."

We asked Arnie if he was finished helping Tiger with his comeback and he said "I'll be back."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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