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Funny story: Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to star in "The Hilarious Hijinks of Bonnie & Clyde"

Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to star in "The Hilarious Hijinks of Bonnie & Clyde"

LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa reports that Hollywood is abuzz with the uproarious news that America's "Lovebirds," Taylor Swift and her boyfriend Anson Mount, are set to star in the outrageously spoofy comedy film, "The Hilarious Hijinks of Bo…

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Funny story: A man sues a movie theater complex because the popcorn burned off both of his tonsils

A man sues a movie theater complex because the popcorn burned off both of his tonsils

An octogenarian man named Barsninio Barkweather, 88, living in Poughkeepsie, New York is suing the Happy Times 16 Theater Complex located inPoughkeepsie. According to Barkweather's attorney, Della Frumpwax, he was sitting in Theater #13, eating po…

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Funny story: Whataburger reveals the winner of their $1 million WhataWine contest

Whataburger reveals the winner of their $1 million WhataWine contest

The Whataburger corporation has just announced the winner of their $1 Million WhataWine Contest. The contest was open to any Whataburger customer who purchased even a simple order of WhataFries. A spokesperson for the "Big Orange W," noted that…

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Funny story: Kimberly Guilfoyle's skimpy designer banana peel bikini swimsut is outselling, Britney's, Kim's, J.Lo's, and Taylor's

Kimberly Guilfoyle's skimpy designer banana peel bikini swimsut is outselling, Britney's, Kim's, J.Lo's, and Taylor's

The World of Wacky Swimwear Weekly reports that the brand new Kimberly Guilfoyle Designer Banana Peel Swimsuit is outselling the swimwear of four of the most popular celebrities in America. The Bananarama Polling Agency reports that retail outlets…

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Funny story: The NCAA's March Madness was the most watched TV series show in China

The NCAA's March Madness was the most watched TV series show in China

Well it is no secret that the Chinese people love watching basketball. Next to the National Rik Shaw Races, which are held in November, this year's March Madness was the most watched TV series show in the entire republic of China. In fact China…

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Funny story: Trump has just been named to sit on the board of directors of The Proud Boys

Trump has just been named to sit on the board of directors of The Proud Boys

In a move that has surprised even most of the die-hard Trump supporters, GOP Picky Magazine reports that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has just been named to sit on the Proud Boys board of directors. The magazine noted that Trump had asked one of…

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Funny story: McDonalds McWild Boar baby back ribs are a huge success

McDonalds McWild Boar baby back ribs are a huge success

(SPOOF NEWS) - The American Food News Agency is reporting that the recently added McDonalds food item, the McWild Boar Baby Back Ribs are a tremendous success. Sales of the new item, are just a little below their famous Big Mac burger. Mickey D…

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Funny story: Texts to the headquarters of Tittle Tattle Tonight

Texts to the headquarters of Tittle Tattle Tonight

These are some text messages that The Tittle Tattle Tonight News recently received. Dear Tittle Tattle Tonight - I will make you a $50 bet that my orange ass will be back in the White House when I win the 2024 presidential election. -Donald Jonat…

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Funny story: Bezos-Musk Inc., buys the rights to March Madness 2024 for $1.9 billion

Bezos-Musk Inc., buys the rights to March Madness 2024 for $1.9 billion

Sports Bet Gazette writer Pico de Gallo has just broken the story that the biggest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk Inc., has just purchased the rights to March Madness 2024. De Gallo stated that the price for the rights was $2.7 billion. NBC…

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Funny story: Whataburgers in Texas will be adding swimming pools

Whataburgers in Texas will be adding swimming pools

The Whataburger Board of Directors, located in San Antonio, Texas, have just informed the fast food patrons, that they will be adding swimming pools to their franchise stores in everyone of their Lone Star state Whataburges. The idea had been disc…

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Funny story: A list of more tweets from Ivanka Trump

A list of more tweets from Ivanka Trump

(SPOOF NEWS) - Ivanka Trump has just issued a group of tweets from the world of politics, sports, music, and pole dancing. A LIST OF MORE TWEETS FROM IVANKA TRUMP TWEET 1. LeBrown James told me that Melania has the prettiest titties that he h…

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Funny story: Burger King will rename their franchise Burger King Charles III, in England

Burger King will rename their franchise Burger King Charles III, in England

The powers that be at Burger King have just informed the public that they will be renaming each one of their 535 Burger Kings in Great Britain, Burger King Charles III. BK said that they are making the name change to honor the newly crowned king o…

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Funny story: McDonalds introduces the McDuck Nuggets

McDonalds introduces the McDuck Nuggets

The King of The Fast Food industry, McDonalds has just added the new tasty McDuck Nuggets. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that the new nuggets were the brainchild of Otto P. Fandike, who is a duck farmer from Hillbilly Guitar, Arkansas. Vox…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez is returning to American Idol

Jennifer Lopez is returning to American Idol

Now that there are rumblings regarding the three judges on "American Idol," and those rumblings say that Katy "The Simon Cowell Clone" Perry my be getting her fine looking ass kicked off the show. It is no secret that Katy changed like an Amazonia…

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Funny story: Gov. DeSantis says that Trump is cheating already

Gov. DeSantis says that Trump is cheating already

The governor of the Plywood State,(Ron DeSantis), of Florida,has accused Donald Trump of cheating his orange ass off. The Trumptwat responded by saying that he has never cheated, even once in his life, and that includes with wanton women, on his i…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez proudly boasts that her new silly string bikini panties are the nation's number 1 seller

Jennifer Lopez proudly boasts that her new silly string bikini panties are the nation's number 1 seller

Traci Diddle, a writer with National Rumblings, recently interviewed Jennifer Lopez at a Casa de Masa Mexican restaurant, where she unveiled her latest sensation: the Silly String Bikini Panties. These innovative panties, available in a convenient…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and El Gazpacho have just purchased the "Burger Bandit" franchise

Kim Kardashian and El Gazpacho have just purchased the "Burger Bandit" franchise

America's "Power Couple" Kim Kardashian and Spanish matador Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho have just purchased the California burger chain known as "Burger Bandit." The franchise was formed in 2001, by Hollywood actors Clint Eastwood, Bradley Cooper,…

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