Russian President Vladimir Putin announced a peace plan for Ukraine today. His proposal mirrors the vows of U.S. President Richard Nixon, who five decades ago promised an “honorable end to the war in Vietnam.” Putin addressed the U.N on Zoom afte…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting that members of the Ukraine Freedom Fighters, have shot down a state of the art Russian F-99 fighter jet. Taffeta Kixx with BuzzFuzz noted that the Russian fighter jet was downed by an intercepto…
POCTELLO, Idaho - (Satire News) - Writer April Jiggle, with The Scuttlebutt Review has just stated that Idaho, in a gesture of goodwill towards the people of Ukraine, will be sending the country that is being assaulted by Putin's Will Smith bullyesqu…
The people of the wartorn town of Mariupol in eastern Ukraine are preparing to hold a candlelit vigil this evening as a mark of respect for stricken Hollywood star, Bruce Willis, who has been forced into retirement due to a brain condition. One wo…
Ukrainian refugees bombed out of their homes, towns, and villages, presently residing in refuge centers in Ukraine, Poland, and everywhere else that will take them are praying their hands to the sky, asking, “What the hell is wrong with those America…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The National Rumblings News Agency has just reported that America's "Power Couple," Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have just donated $1.7 to the Ukrainian war effort. NRNA writer Traci Diddle stated that J.Lo also donat…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - If anyone had any doubt that the Russian soldiers are fucked up - that doubt has now gone out the damn window. The Ipso Facto News Agency has just reported that Putin's troops have just voted to make Cong. Marjorie…
Russia Surrendered? Really? Russia is pulling out of Ukraine? Yes, and no. Seems Russia's stuck, in a stalemate, not advancing, not resupplied, lost the map, no GPS, stale food supplies, freezing cold, so they're calling it a victory, retreati…
MOSCOW - (Russian Satire) - The Kremlin Voice has just announced that President Putin has just learned that his invading Russian soldiers have run out of prophylactics (rubbers). At first the Russian leader said that his troops need to be concern…
POLTAVA, Ukraine - - (Sports World) - Word coming from an independent Ukrainian news agency is reporting that Russian silver-medal winner in the recent Winter Olympics has defected to the Ukrainian side. Ski jumper Vlady Vishavich, 39, who recentl…
PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - (World Satire) - The Ukraine is happy to announce that the government of Cambodia is sending their aircraft carrier, the CS Bamboo Stick, to help in Ukraine's war against the Communistic pantywaist Russian army. A rep for Ca…
Everyone from condom manufacturers and toilet paper suppliers to chartered accountants and hairdressers are flying the Ukrainian flag to show their support for the war-torn nation. Even Elton John has said he would now like to be known as "Sergei".
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that a Ukrainian artillery regiment has captured Russia's most beautiful spy Margosha Vladavich (aka Agent Libido). Margosha is a ravishingly beautiful sultry hazel-eyed blonde, wh…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Jen Psaki has just announced that President Biden will be traveling to Ukraine within the next few days. Psaki, whose name is pronounced "Saki," like the Japanese drink, pointed out that traveli…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - One of Putin's closest advisors has informed The Kremlin Voice that the Russian leader is angry-as-hell after reading reports that every day thousands of his regular troops are defecting. The report stated that the Communi…
MOSCOW – ‘Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022’ has announced Staind as their first headliner as the long defunct music festival has been resurrected as a Kremlin-pressured pro-war rally. American rock band STAIND has been announced as the first headliner…
SOMEWHERE IN THE MID ATLANTIC OCEAN - (World Satire) - Sketchy reports coming out of Fox News are stating that the Bolivian aircraft carrier the BS Lost Llama is on it's way to help the Ukraine in it's fight against the bastardly aggressors the Russi…
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