LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting that members of the Ukraine Freedom Fighters, have shot down a state of the art Russian F-99 fighter jet.
Taffeta Kixx with BuzzFuzz noted that the Russian fighter jet was downed by an interceptor R-13 rocket that was shot from a Happy Times Drone, that the Ukraine government purchased at a Walmart in Kyiv.
A spokesperson for the Ukrainian military stated that the drone was purchased from a clearance bin for the astoundingly low price of $19.98.
President "Adolf" Putin is claiming the his jet fighter crashed after being caught in a horrendously horrible hail storm.
SIDENOTE: Kyiv's local television station, Channel 0, reports that when the Russian fighter was shot down there was not a cloud in the sky and the temperature was 91 degrees.
