POCTELLO, Idaho - (Satire News) - Writer April Jiggle, with The Scuttlebutt Review has just stated that Idaho, in a gesture of goodwill towards the people of Ukraine, will be sending the country that is being assaulted by Putin's Will Smith bullyesque military, 37 tons of prime Idaho potatoes.
A spokesperson for Gov. Brad "Tiny" Little, stated that it was his (Gov. Little's) idea to send the potatoes to Ukraine. He noted that Mrs. Gov. Little, has said that it was her idea, but Gov. Little made it abundantly clear that Mrs. Brad Little is a bit insecure and loves to lie.
The governor, who hates the Trumptard (Trump), the Swamp Creature (Guiliani) and the Human Douche Bag (Gaetz), stated that he will also be sending Ukraine, $9,000 in McDonald's gift certificates.
In Other News. The "Bitch Bully" Will Smith has just been banned from every Kentucky Fried Chicken in the United States.
