While ex-president and self-declared greatest man that ever lived, Donald Trump, sulks and skulks in his palatial Florida mansion, his favourite wife/daughter, Ivanka, has yet again astounded the world with her insatiable greed. Her ability to prise…
It was revealed today that the outgoing self-proclaimed greatest-ever American president, Donald Trump, has spent $2bn of US taxpayers’ money on a portrait of himself. The portrait was commissioned yesterday evening, and was completed within fifteen…
The media is currently awash with Covid anti-vaccination scare stories, none of which help in the fight against this malevolent and destructive virus. So, it came as a bitter blow to the medical profession that, following a very public inoculation wi…
In a ‘not very surprising’ move, it was revealed today that outgoing president and all-round shithouse, Donald Trump has agreed to issue the devil with a presidential pardon. The full and complete pardon will be rushed through ahead of Trump’s presi…
News that the ex-president’s wife/daughter, Ivanka, has jumped on the Covid bandwagon to make a fast buck from it came as no surprise to the hastily-assembled press pack summoned to the White House this morning. Instead of the usual briefing, a t…
Those that lie awake at night worrying about what will happen to Donald Trump when he is dragged kicking and screaming from The White House in January can at last get some shut eye. A spokesperson for Walt Disney Studios, Mr Michael Mouse, announc…
An anonymous whistleblower has leaked a government document to the media showing alarming plans to impose Cockney rhyming slang on all northerners by the end of 2021. The document clearly shows that a project, headed by Michael Gove, is to make sp…
Following the humiliating defeat of Donald Trump, his candidate in the US 2020 election, Russian president Vladimir Putin has started a new business in the US. The company produces and sells puppets in the main, but also does a number of other novelt…
In a pledge to the American people that has shocked political observers, President-elect Joe Biden has committed to giving a free Labrador puppy to all illegal immigrants caught crossing into America through Mexico. “These poor people have been de…
MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction), a hilarious feature screenplay soon to be serialized in a ten-part podcast, has long been a thorn in President Trump’s fat thigh. The script features a parody of President Trump in the form of a character called Do…
In a bid to unite a divided America President Elect Joe Biden has stretched out the hand of reconciliation to the Republicans and Trump’s loyal supporter base by offering the outgoing president a place in his new administration. However, the offer…
Swiftly on the back of the President finally growing up and accepting that the majority of Americans prefer a decent human being to him, Donald Trump has announced his Christmas plans. He is to spend the holiday in a cell inside New York’s main jail…
Following frenetic activity by Trump’s legal team, headed by the swivel-eyed melting-scalped legal-beagle Rudy Giuliani, the result of the 2020 election has been overturned. President Trump took to the White House balcony and declared, to an anxious…
Entrepreneur and philanthropist, Santa Claus, has announced that he will no longer be donating to the Tories. Clearly furious, Mr Claus made his announcement to a shivering press pack from outside his home in Lapland. “I’m thoroughly pissed off wi…
In a surprisingly politically insensitive move, President-elect Joe Biden has announced that he is to go to his inauguration ceremony, next January, riding a lion that has been fitted with a prosthetic latex mask of ex-US president - we all hope - Do…
The world is still reeling from the news that President-elect Joe Biden plans to ride a lion to his inauguration ceremony in January 2021, and that the ex-circus beast will be fitted with a latex mask of Donald Trump’s face. The decision to ride…
President Trump has been keeping a low profile since the results of the 2020 election were announced. His low profile has nothing to do with the fact that he got a drubbing from Biden, and America wants to turf his ass out of government, hopefully ne…
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